Swami Beyondananda

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Yogi from Muscogie
Thank -having a good time I wil go home

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practicing chanting om improvement much better you I had baseball in my blood very uncomfortable curve balls, spit ball East physical yogi tai chi I USA Thai Cobb pitching catching bunting, co-ching move hands magic When preparing Tie shoe Before judging walk 1000 miles in shoes Before you walk 1000 miles, make sure they are tied. learn patience swing at ball More patience-hurry up I have problem with patience dialudsion Driving stop & go traffic Tantrum yoga great use anger to heat home in winter Then I heard my higher self always getting high.
 Swami -wherever you are is perfect - 20 min Every opp to learn lessons Epcott - german pavilion bratwurst - wurst sometimes you expect the wurst and it does not materialize.   oMward bound All this material is channeled I'm not to blame Not easy everybody chanelling all taken up.  I had to go on cable It may surprise I am not vegetarian. Dallas baba Que We were in movie Im ok your ok coral. two gurus argue about transcend ego more.  standood i should have Im humanitarian you are what ou eat.  How would you fruit , a nut god forbid vegetable.  Not many rudabega consciousness. you are what you eat I advocate eating most evolved people.  You are next I have swallow the leader Donor cards in back Think about it -not too much.  Donate body to med school Why not a cooking school. humanitarian credo Best way to serve human breakfast lunch Yogi from muscogie poverty at early age Spam - Spamway ultimate survival food Dude ranch raised beautiful dudes Laugh w/ different from children I would float up to the ceiling.  Bbarometer of how boring  the teacher was.  Must be more down to earth o, report Vibrating very high.

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People ask me, why do I talk with such a funny accent
It is because I had a Sects change.  It is very personal as a child dress in opp sects
Episcopalian turbans not finding sects that turned me on Ny any job not easy path Telling time on night shift -watching clock om on the range Farmers unio EIEIO Earth Industries Emplioyee Income Organiatio Census taker list all members broken doen by sex I cannot tell if someon Vacuum cleaner sales Met my guru Swami Beyinananda Give up all attachments Spiritual ath workig with people Massage therapy to shut ins Feels on Wheells Took up Transcengenital Medication Swami not a bed of cupcaks Foloower heere being followed Man of tremendous vison glasses, auras Telling stories to answer questions What is heaven like story grasshopper Abe & sam, wanted to k,now comm from other world Abe passed away, Sam woke where are you What are you doing Breakfast make love, lunch Bull in Colorado

 impt thing surrender Valuanle story Swami in india Tiger, he could not run Sat & began to meditate Its a miracle Please be quiet I am saying grace. Hello everybody If you want to achieve high vibrations rev up those vibratins Wonderful to see face bathed in Joy I use ivory So many into growth Stupidya Ved by Maharishi Unoversity Development MUD Death and dying - one died - he got an A Growth, California Growth out Expanded mind so much could not fit thru door We brought in a shrink Down on swami I am selling absolutely noting Comes in box perfect gift for seekers Seeker born every minute promises a cure for everything nothing will solve all problems nothing beats sex nothing satisfies my husb here nothing will get my children to eat vegetable Book inside Everything you wanted to know about nothing. marcel marceau album sounds of silence invisible man doll anatomically correct Emporers new clothes If you like nothing better than money We like money better than nothing Perhaps we can make a trade Did not come to tell you about nothing Fundamentalism fun before da mental Bring about nonJudgement day Egyptian scrolls tut sea roll All nations play together Each day UN hoke poke Lay down your arms cannot attack unless Mexican food very strange now for questions, field some questions, no hard grounders

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Prevent stress - do not join the Marines I got an honorable Discharge They always said charge dis, charge dis.   I had problem with nail biting, other end of hammer less stress Mental floss powerful How many think, thought particles , heavy thoughts clearsprevents truth decay Maintain twiggy image, eat and not gain wait Psychological. unresolved eible complex Eat is do not swallow puffy cheeks, Alvin Simon theodore Source of human motivation Everyone wants to play piano -pianist envy Freud Reincarnation - how to reduce karma Evelyn woods speed reading, speed suffering, cram eons into one miserable week you will consolidation loan for karmic debts dues paid up go to beach Special gift, blender Soul mate? when you think a candidate take off shoes, put feet, if match Equal relations, follow footsteps Begin relation on equal footing Relax and stay footloose Miracles, waiting for smokey robinson procrastination, next time urge put it off Higher consciousness, express, subway, confusion, stay on train Key to universe, bad news, no key, good news, left unkocked Car touble, Mother had same prob, its your kar ma I will tell you Machines have feelings Computer is down, send flowers Auto-suggestion techniques heal car thru hypnosis bring car in here mentally odomoetert to 0 park, igniitoon, let air out of tires, shock release tension of road deseling , rich, radiator flush carbeaurator white light front end aligned with perfections badd brakes -opp follow the master cylinder better brakes next time gas line cloged now clearing pass gas one with univ joint Motorvational exercise How will world end Good guys win hate to spoil the ending Sex & sirituaity Sex & cantolope diet hard to find consenting cantalope Good memory What? next question? You have allanswers Mantra lose wait - i see you raise hands more money? Cannot understand status bragging about Audi, i have inny Fun to clean out I don't know more $ and lose wait Everything I eat turns to money Drawers full of cash Same old veda

Cows rent moo-vies

Why a bird does not wear pants.
The pecker is on his head

Perfect marriage. Who survived   No perfect man, and no Santa Claus

I'm a great inventor.  I even turned dishwasher in to a lawn mower.  How?  I gave my wife the lawn mower.

How to cut a C in half?
Use a C saw.