WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? .......

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   Pat Buchanan:
        To steal a job from a decent, hardworking
        American.
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   Louis Farrakhan:
       The road, you will see, represents the black
        man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order
        to trample him and keep him down.
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     The Bible:
         And God came down from the heavens, and He said
        unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road."
         And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
        much rejoicing.
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    Colonel Sanders:
        I missed one?
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    L.A. Police Department:
        Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll
         find out.
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     Richard M. Nixon:
        The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
         the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know
        any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
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     Dr. Seuss:
        Did the chicken cross the road?
        Did he cross it with a toad?
        Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
        but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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      Ernest Hemingway:
        To die. In the rain.
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      Martin Luther King, Jr.:
        I envision a world where all chickens will be
         free to cross roads without having their motives
         called into question.
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     Grandpa:
        In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
         the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed
         the road, and that was good enough for us.
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     Aristotle:
        It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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    Karl Marx:
        It was an historical inevitability.
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    Saddam Hussein:
        This was an unprovoked act of rebellion
        and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons
        of nerve gas on it.
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     Ronald Reagan:
        What chicken?
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    Captain James T. Kirk:
        To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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     Fox Mulder:
        You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.
        How many more chickens have to cross before you
        believe it?
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    Machiavelli:
        The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
         Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies
         whatever motive there was.
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    Freud:
        The fact that you are at all concerned that the
        chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
        sexual insecurity.
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     Bill Gates:
         I have just released Chicken Coop 98,
         which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
         file your important documents, and balance your
         check book -- and Explorer is an inextricable part
         of the operating system.
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     Einstein:
        Did the chicken really cross the road or did
         the road move beneath the chicken?
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    Bill Clinton:
        I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
        However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the
        chicken a job in New York.